Andy

The most high performance of strength when it comes to calving cows as he doesn't give up or let any thing beat him he gets the job done

Andy

by Newholland kid December 21, 2016

Andy

The guy whose face is incredibly comfortable to sit on. It is the most lush pillow that has ever been known to man, feeling better than a baby primate's buttocks on a sweet summer evening. It's like marshmallow clouds that call softly to you, beckoning you to come hither in all its irresistible glory. You'll become like the Chicago River once you sit on an Andy's face, overflowing so much that you'd be able to turn a desert into a lush field.

"Damn, I really want to Andy that guy in the astronomy tower, I will absolutely grind against that dude's face because I hope some of his sex-godness rubs off on me."

by foxyonion December 29, 2016

Andy

A man who gets any girl he wants he is sexy, mature, and all the Females want him cause they know he's the shit and he ain't worried about nobody.

Ohhhh yaaa everybody want to be the man might as well call him Andy.

by Andy #1 March 14, 2017

andy

a tHEY. somehow they have a girlfriend. their girlfriend is very cute too. they are also very gay. they also might be asexual. (andy /= sex (👉🏻👌🏻)). some people say andy is pretty, but andy thinks they are not cute. andy is very dysphoric. like a loT.

person 1: "who's andy?"
person 2: "oh, just that irrelevant hoe. see they're over there."

by ¿whõm? April 19, 2018

Andy

Small dick and friendless. Who usually always ends up without friends or a girlfriend. He is always being roasted.

#tinydick

Girl: Have you seen that Andy.
Other Girl: Yeah I know his dick is sooooooooo small.

Girl: yeah I kinda feel sorry for him.

by kuhnfelix18 October 24, 2017

Andy

A man with weak toes.

He broke his toe just running around. What an Andy.

by RGT312 November 4, 2017

Andy

Never cross an andy because if you do you will be the one suffering mass casualties and not by obvious situation but by freak accidents of natures that defy the laws of the very fabric of time and space itself. If you cheat on an andy a tree may fall in front of your house or a shodowy figure will appear out of nowhere in you room when you sleep to fuel your very nightmares. Andy is not a sex a sex god but he does know what hes doing in the sheets and goes that extra mile in the sheets to assure his woman that hes with that her desires will be fufilled by him and only him. If you betray him he will cut you off and you will freeze to death from the cold side of his heart. Never take an andy for granted because he means what he says n delivers on promises. Dont try to get into an andy's head or you will get lost forever because the first moment he looked into yours he hacked your soul and figured you out. Even if you have ill motives he will play along just to show you how dumb you look but if you have sincere motives he is your greatest ally and is the best member to have on your team. Andy's run a top secret orginization that contains many agents for a greater good. Many agents of andys are highly trained by disguised to look foolish and slightly dimwitted but beware they arent as "nice" as an andy. Its the mercy of an andy that keeps us from wiping out injustice with horrifying events. All i can say is i have an andy. He is my king and i am his queen.

"Give me that feeling forever andy"

Guy 1 "andy is a fag
Guy 2 you are just a hater

*andy takes a seat*

Guy2 "oh hey andy its good to see you"
Guy1 " whos the fag now"

Andy "eat a dick guy 2 i could smell your bullshit from a mile away. C'mon guy1 i got someone i want to introduce you to"
*hot girl walks up to shake guy ones hand*

by ChAiRsOnFiRe November 16, 2017