your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

by Kylemuncher February 26, 2018

Your Mum cook good

When someone's cooking is so excellent and superb that you can only describe it as good.

Serena: What did you think of dinner?

Lainie: Your Mum cook good.

by Schmee Trhand July 09, 2020

Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.

Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!

by Onedayyouwillusethisinsult March 21, 2010

your mum gay

a thing to tell people because its true

person a:oi bruv u smelly head
person b:no your mum gay pulls out uno block turn

by Dont ask what my name is December 30, 2019

suck your mum

sucking your mum

go suck your mum

by dicking April 13, 2022

your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

by crazygrape August 01, 2006

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 08, 2020