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stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.
S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”
by TropSmooth October 30, 2018
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Kenny Allstar

Legendary UK DJ, who hosts many shows and freestyle platforms such as 'Voice of the Streets,' 'Mad About Bars' and 'Kenny Allstar Freestyle.'
"Bro who's better? Kenny Allstar or Charlie Sloth?"
by expressbenjamin20 May 17, 2020
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Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.
That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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Allysa

a cold, heartless girl who breaks your heart and leaves her friends in shambles.
Guy 1) Dude, whats wrong?
Guy 2) I dated Allysa...
Guy 1) Oh boy...I'm sorry.
by brokenheart15 March 26, 2010
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Allysyne

When staying at Hogwarts, an Allysyne is a Ravenclaw student who is very good at stacking multiple pancakes on top of each other while grooming a dragon. An Allysyne may also be found in Middle Earth, or on the Death Star. Most Allysynes tend to spend time on Tumblr, or in the Edible Room of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, helping the Oomploompa's learn how to shuffle, because everyday they be shufflin'. You do not tease or anger an Allysyne. She will unleash a wrath that no mere mortal has ever survived.
Allysyne is amazing.
by That One Ginger Kid December 5, 2011
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J.J. AllStaR 7.0

And as the sun rises and she wakes up he is there as tho he never took his dreamy gaze of her once in the night. And before she can speak throughthe smirk she finds impossible to hide he says something so witty and cleverly sweet and the day begins as bright as u ever had experienced before.....or ever will again without him....a bright glowing one in a trillion billion statistically impossible to see in a lifetime star.....a supernova i was somehow lucky enough to find.as i look up into the sky tonight i will search endlessly for that star i love and silently speak the words of my heart... wish i may i wish might again some day experience that stars undying brilliant unhidden and euphoric essence and missed beyond explanation yet never one second light of his awesome mesmurisng light.
The J.J. AllStaR 7.0 is located in the constellation of leo as opposed to in the past residence in its original contellation of capricorn. Enigmatic and thought provoking are just won words that are often used to describe this amazing yet unpredictable force.
by karajane3131@gmail.com March 25, 2010
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Allyson

Pat used to go to parties with us, until allyson.

Pat used to have his balls between his legs but not allyson keeps them in her purse
by Marco Yolo Doe December 26, 2013
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