adult swim 

the only good thing on TV when one is stoned

I watched adult swim last night. It was hilarious because I was stoned. I love meatwad.

adult swim by Jim Joe Johnsonville Bratwurst April 23, 2006

adult body 

when a guy used to work out but he is entering his thirties and you can see the fat start to form on top of the muscule.

Josh started to get an adult body when he turned 28 so I had to break up with him.

adult body by elaynah December 10, 2003

adult pops 

any adult alocholic beverage or beer.

Dude I can't wait to crack open some tastey ice cold adult pops!

Those adult pops were skunk!

I can't wait to buy bitches adult pops at the club tonight

adult pops by Dutch Masta May 2, 2008

adult album alternative 

Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio stations that play everything in rock that's typically not too "aggressive" or not too "soft", from The Beatles and Bob Dylan to The Shins and Modest Mouse and everywhere in between. Should NOT include John Mayer, Jason Mraz, James Blunt, etc. though unfortunately it often does. Sadly, most of the stations that play it tend to be closer to adult alternative than adult ALBUM alternative.

{adult album alternative} {adult alternative} {The Beatles} {Bob Dylan} {The Shins} {Modest Mouse}

adult album alternative by SomeKindaGuy April 22, 2009

Adult juices 

A synonym for alcoholic beverages, I guess? Y'know how kids drink juice? It's like juice, but for adults.

"I want some adult juices!"
"You nasty f**k!"
"No, I meant juice for adults!"

Adult juices by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

Adult swim 

The best channel on tv period. plays shows like family guy and futurama.

Turn on adult swim family guys on

Adult swim by Lakers4life89 December 12, 2010

Adult Onset Autism 

1. Adjective. When an individual exhibits or develops behaviors in the autism spectrum, at an advanced age. Typically occurring from misdiagnoses or underreported cases. Affects ages 19-50, NEETs, and many a weeaboo.

Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.

"Yeah, that guy has Adult Onset Autism or something. He won't shut up about video games at the bar when all these cute girls walk by."

Adult Onset Autism by DuedBraj December 25, 2014