Nolan-type

A hard-working, unskilled hockey player who can't help but stink on the ice.

A: We should sign those scrappy wingers because they are Nolan-type players.
B: Yeah, if you want to lose out the rest of the season.

A: I am a terrible hockey player with no team. Maybe Coach Nolan will take me if I can prove I am a Nolan-type player.

"I suck at hockey."
-perennial Nolan-type player.

by Candymannn April 14, 2008

nolan

a guy who know how to hurt a woman. he could be so selfless and cruel.
but on the other hand, he is extremely caring, thoughtful, and is the most beautiful human being on this earth. he know how to have great sex. usually has a small penis! but it gets the job done!

that guy is so hot and a douche. he is such a Nolan

by catcuddles7172 August 30, 2016

zach nolan

Zach Nolan is a roblox character who was sad because his daughter died. He then wanted revenge. (This isn’t real.)

Zach Nolan is bad
Zach Nolan is good

by Loliiiiiiipoppppppp June 16, 2021

Nolan Throne

Grade A choker. Usually performs very well up until the time it counts, usually in a high stakes event such as a wrestling match to go to state. Can count on them until it really matters, and usually is illiterate.

Jeez, Hild really pulled a Nolan Throne this year in the state finals! He did last year, too. And the year before..

by T Fleet March 16, 2017

Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

Luke Nolan

Transformers and nothing else

Luke Nolan just blackmailed his dad for some Transformers

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Nolan Anders

Nolan Anders is a fat prick.

You're clearly a Nolan Anders if you call everything gay.

Nolan Anders is the most overweight person ever to live.

by Whiteskinned October 5, 2019