fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).
fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.
by Aliassss March 23, 2010
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a couple three

The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".
Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"

Fred: "A couple three I reckon."
by quadbabe0714 November 14, 2009
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Couples City

When you go out to meet up with a group of friends at a bar, club, lounge, restaurant, or really any social situation, and suddenly find yourself the only single person in the group. So it's just you and a group of 2-5 couples. Fun.
Oh I was going to go meet up with Megan and Scott and all them but I think that crowd will be Couples City. So I'll probably just stop and say hi and bounce for somewhere else.
by ted234435 August 07, 2011
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coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life May 15, 2018
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Couple Bubble

When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.
A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!
by mftmark June 01, 2011
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dinky couple

Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.
by The Good Negotiator October 24, 2015
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Balcony Couple

The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.
“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”
by DepressionIsRealGuys69 September 27, 2018
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