by McLovin12 March 22, 2008
Get the Peoples Carrotsmug. by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019
Get the Carrot sockmug. A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
Get the Carrot Milkmug. That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,
Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
by tchazinator September 6, 2015
Get the Carrot Facemug. Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
by Marmite332 November 25, 2022
Get the Carrot Topmug. A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.
by Dave Ford May 29, 2023
Get the Carrot Dragonmug. A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.
Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks
by gayrapist September 27, 2017
Get the bow carrotmug.