You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.
by enile February 24, 2009
I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.
by enile February 23, 2009
Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.
It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!
by dustin fields December 07, 2006
When you have to return the bathroom, some time after taking a shit and initially wiping, to wipe again. This could be due to a number of different reasons like; not wiping properly the first time, anal leakage, swampass, ect.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.
by Ickarus February 16, 2008
by mikwat June 06, 2004
by spanky May 25, 2003
Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:
1- The physical action of wiping your ass down
2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
1- The physical action of wiping your ass down
2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009