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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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Afartheid

The gap between a group of people created by a rogue fart
That fart smelt so bad it caused an afartheid
by diagonal December 5, 2011
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afartment

Where butts live.
Where do butts live? In afartments.
by shitforbrains2 December 16, 2008
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afartinghuman

Meaning: A farting human, a human passing gas. Just without spaces.
Ugh, I smell afartinghuman!
by afartinghuman June 6, 2022
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Afart

a distance, that allows a person to hear a fart, but not to smell it.
"He was afart. He able only to hear the fart, but not to smell it."
by O83 January 19, 2023
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Afart

The word meant apart. It's misspelt.
"Oh my God they're so afart from each other"
"Oops I meant apart not afart"
by Nyenshusband May 7, 2024
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