The act of leaving behind friends, family, coworkers, cohorts, etc. when the current situation gets tough for a leisure vacation. Preferably somewhere tropical.
by lk05321 July 4, 2021

A queer man who practices Scientology and will, in fact, hide in your closet if you say his acting isn't the best. And he won't come out right away.
by laureenoluv March 24, 2010

oh you know thos abandoned flats over there... there a cruising ground!!! we should go have a look (said one gay to another!)
by jonboi February 7, 2006

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

Girl who you can always find out and about on a Tuesday night in northern New Jersey. Goes by the nick name "kcruise". Also some times known as cooter, or cootscoot. She loves tacos.
by sammlove April 13, 2010

A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.
Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".
As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.
It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.
It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.
by Buzz Writeyear January 26, 2008

Noun or Verb
1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.
2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.
I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
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The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.
by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010
