Zombie Jesus Day 

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

Zombie Jesus Day by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007

Zombie Company 

1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.

"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."

Zombie Company by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

Zombie Chat

The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"

I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.

Zombie Chat by TheDKGeographyofTheWorld May 28, 2009

Zombie leg 

A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.

Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!

Zombie leg by nairb33 March 4, 2015

Zombie Goasts

Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!

Zombie Goasts, leave this place!

Zombie Goasts by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010

zombie inlanders 

An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.

Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.

zombie inlanders by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Zombie Mode 

The moments directly after waking up from sleep (usually, only up to an hour) where you can't speak properly and have an inability to perform simple tasks like make your morning coffee.

Extended periods of zombie mode can also occur after a bad night's sleep and can last most of the day. Symptoms include not being able to function properly throughout the day and general malaise.

Zombie mode is comparable to a hang-over but it doesn't usually occur as a result of alcohol although zombie mode, combined with a hang-over is a potentially deadly combination.

"Man, I didnt get to sleep til 5 am this morning. I've been in zombie mode all day since getting up."

Zombie Mode by The IzzleMann October 24, 2008