your mom

1. That last great and final insult: given with the implication that the speaker has done something (usually sexual in nature)to or with the recipients mother-though not necessarily hostile in intent. 2. The phrase spoken in a last ditch effort to have the last word in an argument.

You're so stupid I bet your I.Q. is negative.
Your mom!
See also: yo' momma, your mother, tu madre.

NOTE: Although meant to be the last word in an exchange, I have, over the years, heard many a good reply to all of the above retorts. My favorite to date- I don't have a mother. Me and my dad share yours!

by razman March 20, 2004

your mom

an answer to any question if you dont know the answer.

Homie: Hey whats 2 plus 2??
Homie#2: Your mom!!

by PuNkY July 15, 2003

your mom

a phrase for use of backtalking and a good way to diss someone

-Man, you're ugly!
Yo mama ugly!

-I took him into the bedroom
I took your mom into the bedroom

by Pokey December 3, 2004

your mom

n. phrase overly used by teenagers, which is a great way to fill in sentences. is usually very funny, but can be offensive.

hey sarah, did you finish doing your homework? no andy, but i did finish doing your mom!

by Andy April 26, 2004

your mom

a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.

smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on

retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM

by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

your mom

1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.

1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)

2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!

by noonsun December 9, 2008

your mom

an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.

dude #1: dude this is getting old
dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old


hahahha

by holla back March 14, 2005