Yoink

Yoink means the opposite of yeet but you can use it in any situation

*you drop something* OH YOINK ......I often find myself saying it when I laugh as well tho

Someone drops something yoink

by LivBBBBBB September 3, 2020

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025

The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 16, 2023

Yoink

What to say to your sexual partner after they finish.

*Man finishes*
Woman: yoink

by Pkdbducbe July 25, 2018

Yoink

Yeet in reverse

Can you yoink me that cookie?

by Thoughtscollide January 23, 2019

Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018