you’re in china

1) the figurative meaning is when you over exaggerating the physical distance.

2) the literal meaning is when someone is actually located a great distance away.
I’m not driving that far! You’re in China! But I’m only 25 mins away.
by Lkwan78 July 14, 2019
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Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
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You’re so annoying fr

What they actually mean is “You’re handsome, I’ll do whatever you tell me to and I want to fu*k your brains out”.
Him:”Hey do something for me
Her:”You’re so annoying fr”
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shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
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do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls
person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
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you’re such a leo

*jen being rude to a pisces*

you’re such a leo
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you’re getting it

it means we are going to fight
“you make me so mad you’re getting it.”
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