Woof

Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.

This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.

Amber: I just got with a grenade

Jess: oh woof better luck next time

Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!

Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg

by Woof master June 17, 2021

woof

context and tone based word, typically used to provide further opinion on a subject

often replaced with :
woah
slay
damn
eww

oh woof, this song is insane
woof- look who just showed up

by backseatt July 10, 2025

Woof Hipping

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.

My girlfriend caught me woof hipping because it was so loud.

by OhMy77! August 5, 2025

Woof

A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.

"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"

by Insane14Feb May 18, 2023

Woof

An expression of agreement and even sarcastic adherence, in response to a statement or quasi command. (Slang | colloquial). Often in text or i-message format, and less so irl/in person.

Defined: a dog-like expression, to agree, in sarcasm, with a statement made in jest or even somewhat patronizingly. Text: "That was a really good parallel parking."

Response: "Woof! I try. But thanks."

by Echo_Bravo_ January 16, 2023

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

woof boy

a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)

“oh please, he’s gotta be a woof boy. i mean, look at how nicely he sits on his knees for her!-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? May 18, 2025