tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.
We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.
by December 18, 2020
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Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!
by July 01, 2023
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woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"
by thee.silverpony May 15, 2014
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woof trap

A “mark” jacuik an asshole straight up bastard !
“That bastard woof trap I knew he couldn’t wheelie
by Stomper May 18, 2021
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.
Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex
by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 28, 2022
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Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.
Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022
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