shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

Regret

A freshman that hails from New Jersey and is too addicted to memes that every sentence has the word dank in them. He tries to be cool, but really he is a mistake

OH GOD DON'T TALK TO HIM. HE IS A TYLER.
IT'S A WALKING PILE OF REGRET

by Tiller Fillayo February 14, 2017

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee September 22, 2016

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Nappers regret

When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.

Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.

Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...

by Bzing September 4, 2013

Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.

High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.

by Iemea16 September 9, 2013