kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.

- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.

by M0l0tov November 28, 2015

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017

gag me with a fork

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".

"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"

by fork18 June 2, 2012

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it

cupid usually shoots someone with an arrow when they are in love but when some one falls out of love or got there heartbroken by someone they use the expressoin cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it from shanell and nicki minaj new song

shanell: cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it,cupid's got a gun and he shot me with and who said he's a lover when he's a murderer

nicki minaj: why you crush crush crush my heart and when i try to leave you crush crush my car

by nickiminajaddict January 19, 2011

Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.

Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.

by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018