Trilly Willy

The polar opposite of “tally wacker.” It should be used sparingly, and only to describe the smallest of cocks (the midgets of the penis race if you will.)

The term "trilly willy" originated in northeastern New England back in the early 80's. During swim class a slightly overweight, beautiful blue-eyed boy got his swimming trunks pulled to his ankles by notorious schoolyard bully Dane Thompson. While the girls, still dripping wet, pointed and laughed the Phys. Ed. teacher Nigel Williamson (an immigrant from Great Britain) looked on with curious arousal while pointing out what he referred to as "the young chap's 'trilly willy'."

Stinky-Dinkins' trilly willy has penetrated the slumbering Wopat.

by Stinky-Dinkins December 2, 2004

willy wanker

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.

He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.

by Worthleast January 5, 2009

Willie D

Term used for Nike Air Force Ones, originating and still active in Charleston, SC. Named after Geto Boys rapper, Willie D, rumored that he was one of the first rappers to wear them excessively. Largely used in close vicinity of the city, occasionally stretching to Georgia or North Carolina.

1. Ay, when them new Will's coming out?
2. She got the black and red Willie D's, with the white bottom.

by JuiceMan November 5, 2005

brown willy

Just like a wet willy, but you stick your finger in your butthole first.

Maze gave Jon a brown willy, after he broke the rules of masturbation night.

by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.

Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.

by PDHB October 21, 2013

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

slick willy

In Britain, willy means penis. Which makes calling Bill Clinton a "slick willy" even more appropriate...

by Alianne September 9, 2003