Weddingitis

The ailment from attending too many weddings or the byproduct of having too many friends become engaged when you are still single. Side effects include outbursts of "AWWWWWW!!" and deep sighs. In severe cases, bouts of crying may occur. Symptoms also include: constant daydreams of finding your soulmate and believing that there is more to everything everyone says. Listening to Michael Buble may occur, as well as other slow jazz artists. Impulsive dancing has also been reported.

I've attending two weddings in the last month and two good friends have become engaged. I keep listening to the same Michael Buble song over and over! I have really bad weddingitis!

by JK Monday September 28, 2009

wedding atheist

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.

Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist

by Bodyscanner October 15, 2010

wedding cake

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

by MMoose November 8, 2006

wedding ring

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

by Xcluxive April 19, 2007

American Wedding

When a woman performs oral sex on a man under the table in a restaurant. Usually concealed by the table cloth. From a scene in the movie by the same name.

He got his wife to give him an American Wedding at that Italian Resturant downtown.

by Bart Sampson August 1, 2010

Wedding Band

Similar to the female wedding band, but contrary to popular belief, the male wedding band is actually placed around the males nuts after sex on their wedding night.

Matt cant go out with us tonight because he has a wedding band now and his brain is affected.

by EMARG December 14, 2008

wedding cake

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

by Mozes April 6, 2005