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Washateria

Travis took his Bob Seger t-shirt to the washateria when he spilled teriyaki sauce on it.
by Shel-el-bee June 14, 2021
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washiton

Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.
Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington?
Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.
by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021
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Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation
Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022
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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012
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pigeon washed

"The cops investigated my complaint and they pigeon washed that shit...like it never happened!"
by spurldoggy November 8, 2013
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helmet washed

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!
by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014
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