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Definition Wars. When two or more people get into a fight by submitting definitions, going back and fourth as to weather the subject is good or bad. This stupidity oftin occurs surrounding the following:
- Someone nobody knows and nobody cares about(besides the people involved)
- Some nearly non-existant town (known only to the people involved)
- Two rivaling schools that no one's ever heard of (somewhere in the middle of butt-fucking NOWHERE Wisconsin).
Def. Wars oftin go something like this:
Idiot #1: Kristin is the sexiest, hottest chicka evah!!!11 She'z the shit and she's cool and she's hot!!!

Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy whore who be alwayz spreadn't hur legz n shit! Kristin needs to die from an STD

Idiot #3: I'm gonna kill the person who posted the thing about my gurrl.

Idiot #1: Kristin is the most beautoful, cute girl who know more than ypu ever will!

Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy skank, period.

Idiot #3: OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Lyke!!!1
by Peaseblossom85 September 7, 2008
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I just want to note that all the negative definitions about Star Wars on this site all have a lot more "thumbs down" than "thumbs up," while all the definitions that hold Star Wars in a positive manor have a lot more "thumbs up" than "thumbs down."

Let me explain why this is so.
Star Wars is THE GREATEST series of movies to ever exist. It beautifully combines all the genres of film that exist. The only flaw with the series is that George Lucas has finished the series which means Star Wars is pretty much over and we won't be able to see any more new movies.
Star Wars fucking RULES!!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006
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Guild Wars

A free MMORPG that focuses on Group combat as opposed to solo play. The game contains six classes that range from Warrior to Elementalist (Wizard) The game is based on playing for fun, not leveling to get an uberpowerful charecter. The game is still in beta and will be released April 28th. The game is only playable on special weekends termed beta weekends.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR GUILDWARS TO COME OUT!!
Oh man, the next beta isn't until april....... I'm SO BORED!
Dude, your elementalist ROCKS!
I can't wait to get to Lion's Arch.
I like Old Ascalon Better!
by Lectalist Flaminghands March 30, 2005
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star wars

Let's get the record straight: There seems to be a misconception about people that love these movies and being complete fucking nerds about them.

I, for one, love these movies. All 6 of them. When other people ask me "do you like star wars?" I answer "yeah". THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A FUCKING NERD. get that through your thick goddamn skull. Nerds are the people that dress up and wait outside the theatre 6 months before the movie. Those are the people that are giving the rest of us fans a bad name. If you want to dress up like jango for halloween or for a costume party, be my guest. But if you do it for a movie premiere just don't act like a complete douche.
by Adrian April 3, 2006
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penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
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Storage Wars

A TV show on the A&E network about auctions at storage facilities.
It features the same bidders every week attempting to interject drama into each others lives.
Thery find some interestings things in the storage lockers that they take to experts to learn the history and value.
There are only 2 characters on this show worth watching Barry Weiss and Brandi Passante. Barry is very funny and Brandi is totally hot!
Brandi runs a second hand store called Now & Then with her husband Jarrod Schulz who is a total retard douchebag.
Barry drives a different car every week and usually buys the cheap lockers nobody wants.
I like to watch storage wars to see the unusual items they find in storage lockers.
by jsd9632 March 11, 2012
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star wars

Quite possibly one of the best stories ever told. The basic story of Anakin Skywalker's fall to the Dark Side of the Force and his redemption. It used to be that no one except for true fans liked the series but now with the release of Revenge of the Sith, everyone loves it and the true fans are not unique anymore.

PS. It is also said to have been ruined by Jar Jar Binks, but anyone who says that fails at life.
Man 1: Hey, did you see Star Wars Episode I one TV last night?

Man 2: No f***ing way! The Phantom Menace has that annoying Jar Jar and he makes me miss all the amazing scenes of TPM because I'm tough!

Man 1: You fail at life.
by Quel-Droma July 17, 2005
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