George Walter Bush

Premier of Us and A.

We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. Very STROOOONG. But, perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.

by Borat S. Sagdiyev April 25, 2007

timmy walker

a person who walks extreamly slower than everyone else in a group of people

you're so far behind. god, your such a timmy walker!

by julayy May 11, 2006

Reality Warper

Reality Warping is a rare and extremely powerful ability, which is defined as the ability to change or manipulate reality and the world, itself to various degrees. For a Reality Warper, nearly all things are possible and almost anything they want can be done. This ability may be used and manifested in many different ways, from changing physical aspects, the users surroundings, augmenting powers to distorting the very fabric of space and flow of time itself.

i'm lazy and can't think a sentence about a Reality Warper.

by HyperbrineGames April 18, 2018

Walkersville

A typical small rural community located in Walkersville, Maryland & in Frederick County. Landmarks in the town include Walkersville High School, the McDonalds, & Sheetz. Walkersville High School has a wide variety of students including wiggers, blacks, hicks, douchey laxers & their hoes, outcasts, band freaks, & normal teenagers. The school mascot is a Lion & the students are referred to as Lions. The community has recently undergone a series of devastating events including the loss of a couple high school students & recent graduate due to car accidents. The high school football team, formerly horrible, recently came out unexpectedly and had an almost perfect season by winning all but 1 game. Walkersville's school rival is the Middletown Knights, who often try to prove superiority by saying we have "Dirty Water".. no. Walkersville has proven to be a very strong community. Only a couple miles down the road resides Woodsboro, Maryland. Landmarks in Woodsboro include Trouts Market, Trouts Town Restaurant (Formerly known & still referred to as Crums), Highs, & The American Legion. The aroma of these towns consists of manure, & if you're in Woodsboro, fresh crabs with Old Bay or fried chicken from Trouts. Sure, these towns are surrounded by corn, & are home to countless country hicks, but we all have come to appreciate the close knit community of our little hick town and wouldn't have it any other way.

"Hey, is Deerfield in Walkersville or Woodsboro?"
"IDK man, I'm just tryna go to Sheetz"

Maryland Walkersville Woodsboro Walkersville High

by true.shyt December 1, 2011

Renee Walker

Former FBI special agent on Fox's hit show 24. The female version of Jack Bauer. Knows what it takes to get the job done.

"Holy shit, did you watch 24 last night? Renee Walker sawed off that guy's thumb!"

by slayer2003 April 5, 2010

Walternate

The alternate universe, Secretary of Defense version of Walter Bishop deemed "Walternate". In the winter of 1985, his son Peter was kidnapped by our universe's Walter. Six months later, he ruined his marriage by obsessively trying to find Peter. In the interval 24 years, he became the Secretary of Defense, built mercury-blooded shapeshifters to ingratiate into our universe's society and found pieces of an ancient machine that destroys universes.

In 2010, he made contact with Peter and tried to convince him to use the machine (since according to an equally ancient drawing, the machine is attuned to Peter), but due to a budding relationship with Olivia Dunham (an FBI agent), he refused. Walternate then kidnapped Olivia and replaced her with her double, Fauxlivia. Peter, thinking that Fauxlivia was Olivia, started sleeping with her.

Fauxlivia was revealed to be an impostor, and returned to the other universe with a piece of the machine previously unknown and pregnant to Peter. She had a son, Henry. Walternate used Henry's blood to activate the machine, but it was turned off on this side. Because of this, Peter used the machine to destroy the other universe.

In the year 2026, Walternate attempted revenge on this universe, and managed to kill Olivia, but was stopped by Peter. 2026 Peter traveled back in time to 2011 to stop himself from destroying the other universe, but was erased from time. Walternate's 2011 fate is unknown.

Walternate's turned on the machine.

by ergvsag October 26, 2011

Walker's Law

Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."

The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."

Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"

Joe - "Walker's law applies."

by strat81 January 16, 2009