Walking Petri Dish

A girl who has sex with everyone

See that girl overthere she's a walking petri dish

by chris goggil April 28, 2007

Walking wotsit

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.

Karrie - Omg, is that Shannon Kershaw? What has she DONE?!?! I told her not to use those sunbeds!

Josh - Lol, tell me about it! She looks like a walking wotsit.

by DramionePerfected June 16, 2010

The Awkward-Walking Dance

An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.

I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.

by kcalcbob March 26, 2010

shitting and walking

not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.

Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?

Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it

by nonyo buzness February 18, 2008

Brazilian Speed Walking

Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.

With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.

by yycforme October 24, 2009

WALKING ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE

A term used to describe someone who is in a very dangerous situation.

(i.e. If you were walking on a giant razor's edge and fuck up, you either plumet to your death or you slip and land on the razor...getting chopped the fuck up and then raining down below).

Terms with the same meaning include:

SKATING ON THIN ICE and LIVING ON THE EDGE.

"Hear about Chauncey makin out wit Terry's girl las night?"

"Uuuh-huh...That foo be WALKIN ON THE RAZOR's EDGE right dea."

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

Walking Limonia

First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.

"Maury, let me tell you. I was laying in a hospital with WALKING LIMONIA"

by Ishness February 28, 2009