wackerise

the act of making something wack, or uncool

did you hear the reggae remix of Beyonce's song Single Ladies? ... yea man, they totally wackerised it!

by wizdizzle November 21, 2009

wackerbated

jakcing off and finishing by wacking the penis with your right hand sending cum every were

i once was masturbating and slapped my dick and wackerbated

by fraughgull January 11, 2011

Wackernackle

A tent made out of bed sheets that are attached to one's bunk bed. Used mostly in Bible College because of its similarity to the tabernacle that God commanded the Israelites to construct in the wilderness. Mostly used for doing the nasty.

"Hey bro can you stop tearing open my wackernackle when I got my headphones in?"

by DAPOLLO February 26, 2015

wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017

Wackerbate

When you’re masterbating but you’re really wacking it hard.

Sometimes I wackerbate when I see thicc bitches.

by Bentheerapper June 29, 2018

Wackneer

The weirdest guy you’ve ever seen but he is the most caring person as well . This guy will go to hell and back for his best friend and matter of fact any of his close friends .

Dude 1 : Bro did you see fred with the girls
Dude 2: yeah bro he’s just like wackneer

by BootyEater0522 July 25, 2018

Wacker

Someone who shoots people with real guns.

“Some fellah came into my house and wacked my best friend, he must be a wacker”

by Calvin purdy August 7, 2018