medium whack

Medium whack (and other variations) is used to describe something as being whack, but to also to emphasize a lack of interest in the subject. So, it’s essentially the same thing as “whack”, but you add the “medium” part to 1.) Be redundant for no reason and 2.) Indicate feelings of indifference towards the subject, i.e. “It’s whack and I’m already bored of talking about it”.

Example: “How was the bar last night?” “Medium whack, dude. Way too many hipsters dancing to weird music. I should’ve stayed home and watched Netflix.”

Other potential uses…
Medium Funny: “How was ‘The Hangover 2’?”, “I guess it was medium funny.”

Medium Cool: “How was the party in uptown?”, “It was medium cool, I guess…”

by Crazy Joe Dude March 24, 2013

Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon

That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!

by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019

rip a whack

To start a large quantity of something.

"I'm going to rip a whack of new servers today."

by SuperStankbot August 26, 2009

Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.

Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!

by Lil Tope April 12, 2020

Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.

"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."

by Even Cleaveland January 3, 2007

wake and whack

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.

Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!

by fallenaway December 16, 2008

Whack-Off Wednesday

Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!

Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!

by PMastaChris May 1, 2008