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light weight 

Person who gets drunk or high really easily and doesn't need much of it.
Examples:
Jay: Jen got drunk off of three tequila shots.
Jo: What a light weight.

Fred: Dude, you only had, like, two hits. You're such a light weight.
Pot heavy weight wasted hangover light weight
light weight by SilverLove1946 July 29, 2010

Jump Weight 

Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.
Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!

Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!

Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.

Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.
Jump Weight by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009

Light Weight 

Somebody not worth your time to fight or argue with
Ay Gee handle my light weight I don't got time for shorty.
Light Weight by DaTKiDsavage July 7, 2011

Baby weight 

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.
"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
Baby weight by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

playing weight 

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.
Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."
playing weight by Papa Nooch December 30, 2008

Business weight

The weight gain necessary to succeed in the business world, resulting in a satisfyingly plump form. You don't see many slim, successful businessmen jetting around in first class. It's also a handy excuse to let yourself go a little, as once you are rich and successful those women will come flying at you.
-"You're having ANOTHER donut?"

-"Just putting on the business weight, my friend. Once I get enough chub I'll be in the money for sure!"
Business weight by Mozz-eyes May 25, 2011