The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
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Person 1: HHAHAHAHA im gonna win this game
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality
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A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”
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1. "Má! Đọc éo hiểu gì. Vôn lằn!"
2. "Giảng như cục cứt! Vôn lằn!
2. "Giảng như cục cứt! Vôn lằn!
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Get the Vôn lằn mug.to dip / ditch / bounce from a party, code for the Irish Goodbye.
to peace out or leave.
to take off, head out, or be done for the day, especially at work.
to break up with someone, another for leave or get away from, especially in a fast and unexplained manner.
Based on the Von Duprin series of panic bar hardware found on many common building door exits, that almost anyone has come in contact with at some point. You know, that bar that you hit to get the door to open in a gym, office, or school...that's the one.
to peace out or leave.
to take off, head out, or be done for the day, especially at work.
to break up with someone, another for leave or get away from, especially in a fast and unexplained manner.
Based on the Von Duprin series of panic bar hardware found on many common building door exits, that almost anyone has come in contact with at some point. You know, that bar that you hit to get the door to open in a gym, office, or school...that's the one.
I'm finna Von Duprin any minute from this party. It's boring as hell.
Long day at work, time to hit the Von Duprin and get a drink.
If he's treating you like that, Von Duprin his ass.
Long day at work, time to hit the Von Duprin and get a drink.
If he's treating you like that, Von Duprin his ass.
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