The Slope of a Vertical Line

Infinity, or a very large, unquantifiable number.

"Dude, how rich is Bill Gates? His bank statements much be, like, the slope of a vertical line."

The Slope of a Vertical Line by yequalsmxplusb February 12, 2009

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle 

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009

French kissing the vertical smile 

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

French kissing the vertical smile by TuckerLipsin December 10, 2019

4000-Vertical 

A term in mountain climbing that refers to elevation. Also a sexual term that refers to the act of climbing on top of a fat chick.

That chick I went home with last night ended up being so big I was exhausted after the 4000-vertical just to get in position!

4000-Vertical by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

going vertical 

died

I think he is going vertical... the fall was the last straw..

going vertical by senna_ananth April 19, 2014

set vertical 

Whatever is required to have sex standing up

Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!

set vertical by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Word Vertical 

another way of saying "Word Up"

Dude 1- yo kidd im comin of to play sum madden
Dude 2- Word Vertical^ Homie

Word Vertical by Slashua December 28, 2007