Vermonster

What an out-of-towner calls a Vermonter because they themselves are not from Vermont, so they don't realize how retarded they sound when calling us "vermonsters"

Alisha: "I can't wait to get out in the snow with all you Vermonsters!"

Susan: " You can't join us because 1)we are Vermonters, not 'monsters' 2) it's called hitting the powder, not "getting in the snow."

Please stay home.

by TheMusician January 16, 2011

Vermont

Once a proud, hard working, take no crap, thinking state. Now a high, hippie infested, welfare cesspool, thanks NY for kicking all your hippies out in the 60's and 70's they all came here and we were not allowed to shoot them so they stayed.

Welcome to Vermont, we don't do anything here, just sit in the woods get high and talk about how great it would be if there was something to do. maybe if we weren't all high we could get something done, i mean Sh*t come on even Montreal is home to the Canadian Space Agency. We could do something... but no it seems all we care about is food and snow. Lame. We will never have good jobs, or contribute to the world in any significant way.

by Last real Vermonter January 26, 2012

Vermonster

Native people in the rural areas in the state of Vermont, often referred to in regards of a "hick" mentality. Individuals who often partake in inbreeding activities who also have odd political beliefs that some how correlates to Hippies and Guns. Easily identifiable by poor oral hygiene, dirty clothes, and woodland printed clothing.

Dude, I can't believe we went on a double date with two Vermonsters

by B.O.C.C March 13, 2011

Vermont

i just moved here and it's pretty sweet. very liberal, howard dean was our governor, we are one of the greenest states in the US, and everyone is really nice. other things to find here include phish, ben and jerry's, maple syrup, and vermont cheddar cheese. the 2nd least populated state behind wyoming, and the biggest city is burlington (less than 40,000 people). the only state with a capital (montpelier got like 8000 people) without a micky d's. gets hella cold in the winter, like right around zero or sometimes below at night. kickass skiing or snowboarding. medical marijuana is legal here, and the state legislature is thinking about lowing the drinking age to 18. some bad things are that there is like no diversity whatsoever (about 98% white) and it's very rural (which can also be a good thing).

BYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i live in vermont BYAAAAAAHHHHH

by vermont person October 17, 2008

Vermonted

It is when you get fucked by someone from Vermont

I want to get vermonted tonight!

by jojo6686 October 4, 2011

vermont

a state where weed burns like gasoline and where it snows like a bitch. basically the best damn place in the world other than the rich flat landers and jews that now own all the mom and pop stores and the rich bastards in the state house that wipe the asses of all the rich jews. overun with smoked out hippies, subarus, and hicks its the coolest place on this fucking earth!!!!!!!! 802 represent bitches!!!!

bob: sally lets move i hate jew york i'm sick of being mugged every day.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.

by jake magizatch bizatch December 28, 2007

vermonster

The penis of a man from Vermont. It is usually incredible huge and white.

Vermont man: Hey baby, check out my package.
Woman: Wow! That's a vermonster!

by ChickenPi3 June 4, 2009