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valanteen

The most sexy, swagy, tallest person. She has black eyes and the perfect shoulder length brown hair. Shes the most energetic person but the most unathletic person you will meet. She may seem smart but she's a dumbass.
'' oh yea valanteen? Yea I know her she is the zexyest person I know .''
by Valanteenfofo March 16, 2021
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valand

A charming alpha male who has an enormous big penis. Ladies melt when he is around.
She: How you're feeling today?

Him: I'm feeling pretty valand today on god no cap.
by samurai37940 November 22, 2021
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[vacant hanger]

this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
by obease August 6, 2008
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Vagankee

As of or relating to anyone or anything associated with the New York Yankees.
Alex Rodreguiz is a real Vagankee.
by JaBlowMyRyan21 October 30, 2009
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vajanga

another word for a vagina, aka the puss-
That girl smells like rotten vajanga.
by lilcourt August 28, 2012
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Vagantage

The power or advantage a woman has over people simply because she has a vagina.
Hey where did Jennifer go?

See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.
by chaos2112 April 27, 2013
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Vaganal Fluid

Vaganal Fluid is the mixture of a women's bodily fluids produced anywhere from her vagina to her anus.
Person One: What's up with your piss, girl?? It's always so thick and dark looking...

Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so hard that I ended up with a vaganus!

Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss, shit, and cum all mixed together?

Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.
by SmokeTwibz November 14, 2013
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