How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.
Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.
Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.
Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.
by allo89 March 12, 2017
When a girl gets so caught up in something that she doesn't take a shower and forgets and lets someone go down on her and thats where they run into the Vag Jelly!
by Randy A September 06, 2007
Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force (Magnet aka Mag).
Vag Mag Owner: Dude! After getting that new BMW convertible, I've been racking in the PUSSY!
Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!
Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.
Deuce Best Friend: Damn man, that BMW convertible must be a legit "Vag Mag"! Cause there is no way in hell bitches are attractive to your 5'2" 210 pound ass!
Vag Mag Owner: *Ponders his friend's wisdom and realizes its true. But doesn't give a fuck since this Vag Mag was getting him laid a lot.
by PerVecTxCHILD May 02, 2009
Another word for "fanny batter"
by The Spike February 21, 2007
Another word for the labia or the skin surrounding the opening of a girl's vagina.
Pronunciation: Vaj Flaps
Pronunciation: Vaj Flaps
by llama moose bug juice May 29, 2007
Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.
by TheSloppyBrown December 04, 2013
"The movie was ruined by those crying vag turds a few rows behind us."
"Shit yes, I paid for the abortion. I don't need some vag turd ruining my life."
"Those vag turds at table 10 are destroying my section."
"Look, lady, if you don't shut up those rotten vag turds I'll break out a coat hanger and do it for you."
"Shit yes, I paid for the abortion. I don't need some vag turd ruining my life."
"Those vag turds at table 10 are destroying my section."
"Look, lady, if you don't shut up those rotten vag turds I'll break out a coat hanger and do it for you."
by T.R.F. December 01, 2009