Virginia finger-bowl 

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.

I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.

Virginia finger-bowl by BrysonW December 8, 2012

virginia sleepover 

Circle jerk with the boys

We had a nice Virginia sleepover this weekend guys

virginia sleepover by Finny September 4, 2016

virginia turtle 

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

virginia turtle by Podium24 August 11, 2016

virginia saddle 

used to mount a toy horse on a dick, typically for porn scenes.

Joe: Hey, did you see the new porn flick where the girl put the Virginia saddle on the dudes dick?
Mark: Fuck yea dude that was amazing

virginia saddle by togim April 21, 2018

Virginia Plunger 

Having your sexual partner take laxative after which consuming a can of cream 🌽. When feeling the urge to blow, engage in anal intercourse and here that thing Plunge!

Gave my gf a Virginia Plunger last night, she ain’t shit right since!

Virginia Plunger by Pauledude January 14, 2019

virginia weather 

Virginia weather is having all 4 seasons in one day, it can also have temperatures of 70° through high 80° F (21° - 26°C) in the Fall and Winter, and have snow in the spring, and hot AND cold in the summer, Dress accordingly!

Virginia Weather is a mix of all seasons in a day

virginia weather by ThatOnePersonAtThatOneTime October 30, 2019

Virginia David 

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

Virginia David by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020