by polypubes October 5, 2016
Get the Utah box mug.When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
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2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
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Get the Utah Chilli Pepper mug.The 45th state in the United States, it has a lot of Mormons, a nice temple, state regulated liquor stores, and is basically a theocracy. Not everyone from or in Utah is a Mormon, nor do all Mormons have multiple wives. It has 5 state parks, the most in the nation, and is very scenic.
If you would go to Utah, I would avoid Salt Lake City or the Wasatch Range, and instead go to Arches National Park or Goblin Valley State Park.
by PresidentKimball April 17, 2020
Get the Utah mug.The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.
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