"i'm not gay" urinal

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.

by Jake Herman February 14, 2007

i'm not gay urinal

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.

"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."

by Jon345639876347593409 February 17, 2007

meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.

Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.

by Luvs2splooge87 October 8, 2017

Icing the urinal cake

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

by PantsofCorn January 17, 2011

expert urinal

The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.

I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.

by Se7enLC December 17, 2006

Post-urinal Drip

The annoying extra little bit of urine men can never seem to get out of their penis after peeing no matter how many times they shake, until they place their penis back in their pants.

No, I didn't drip water from washing my hands, that is just post-urinal drip

by archetype February 17, 2005

Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?

Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!

by JRBesq January 8, 2009