A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009
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Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
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He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
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A South Asian person who does not believe they share the same problems with other people of color and often side with white people since they are considered "model minorities" and don't experience the same forms of racism.
A South Asian person who does not believe they share the same problems with other people of color and often side with white people since they are considered "model minorities" and don't experience the same forms of racism.
"Did you hear that Rajesh joined the Young Republicans club?"
Yeah he's really becoming an uncle taj; I heard he was defending that white guy who likes to say the n-word too.
Yeah he's really becoming an uncle taj; I heard he was defending that white guy who likes to say the n-word too.
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