men's underwear

-The only thing keeping women from touching, licking, sucking, etc. a man's amazing sexy dick.

-Usually is very, very sexy, especially with a big bulge.

Sally couldn't suck his dick cuz men's underwear was in the way

by hotdude1 May 23, 2017

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

underwater log cabin

A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.

Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!

by Captain Cox May 24, 2006

underwear

A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.

by clevermofoonmyspce January 27, 2008

underwear

A scam; you don't need it.

I never wear underwear.

by jesus w. bush January 4, 2005

indian underwear

aka a wedgie. As in "crawling up the trail."

"Aww man, I got some Indian underwear going on right here."

by Krisko Disko July 11, 2006

Underwear Glue

A term describing the occurrence of leftover cum sticking to the underwear about an hour after having sex.

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked that chick last night... I have the worst case of underwear glue!

by Fredica (aka. Fred and Jess) November 15, 2009