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Sonic Underground 

a lazy attempt by SEGA to make a sonic cartoon where they have constant loops, story holes and FUCKING BEST GUITAR JAMS LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES!!! also they insert terrible jokes and c00l things in order to appeal to those fucking normie hipsters

also the faces the characters make is great
SEGA: Alright, we need more popularity. We're making a new Sonic cartoon called "Sonic Underground". Ideas?
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...
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Penn-Ohio Underground 

A social network for underground music in Northeast Ohio and Western Pennsylvania, focusing mainly on punk, hardcore, Oi!, and psychobilly. Members can make a profile, chat, join forum conversations, play games, etc.

Most of the people on paXoh are opinionated and talk a lot of shit. There's a place to post shows and invite other members to the shows. you can post links to free album downloads.
Penn-Ohio Underground - underground by choice, not by chance

Memphis Underground 

☠ Memphis Underground:

Underground Gangsta Rap from Memphis, Tennessee consisting of gritty production, vulgar vocals, Horrorcore, devil shit, pimp shit, a Lo-Fi atmosphere, and synth instrumentals. The style arose in the mid→late 1980's. It began with D.J. Spanish Fly, and thrived in the 1990's with Triple 6 Mafia, Gimisum Family, Frayser Click, Street Smart Records, Playa Posse, Trauma Center Killaz, Orange Juice Clique, Graveyard Productions, Darkside Click, 187 Family, Big Pimping Productions, Willett Klick, Criminal Mafia, 1-9-6 Clique, The Family, The 2nd Family, North Memphis Playa Click, 2 Thick, 3.M.K. & many other artists.
The Memphis Underground scene consists of D.J. Spanish Fly, Tommy Wright III, D.J. Paul, Lord Infamous, Shawty Pimp, Yo Gottii, M.C. Money, Gangsta Gold, and many other rappers.

velvet underground 

a slang term for vagina, popular in the 70's among metrosexual clubbers
'Can I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground?'

The Underground Railroad 

A legion of anal driven women using horse cock size strap-ons as means of their sexual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive anal penetration. It is at this point that each member donkey punches the participant in front of them forcing defication. Said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. The loser's punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the participants while they each take turns shitting on him. *note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.*
-"Hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse cock strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret The Underground Railroad today?"
-"Yeah man, that sounds great, just don't let any weirdos in this time!"

Democratic Underground 

An online forum exclusively for members of the U.S. Democratic Party and those from the "left" side of the U.S. political spectrum. In the absence of outside conflict or critique, the forum isn't so much a place to develop political and philsophical savvy as much as simply a "hang out" spot to belittle conservatives, trumpet the successes of Democratic officials and candidates, and to serve as a social spot for like-minded people.
George W. Bush angers me! I'm going on Democratic Underground to vent and have fun.

Democratic Underground 

A web-based forum/community with but one goal: overthrowing the American Republic and replacing it with a communist dictatorship.

DU is the web-based forum/community for the US communist party without actually calling itself communist. Being or liking a mainstream democrat like Joe Lieberman is not allowed on DU.

You are only allowed to post if you are at least as leftist as Karl Marx.
Democratic Underground wants a US communist state so that all opponents of the communists (republicans, conservatives, moderates, independents, mainstream democrats) can be put in gulags or simply shot.

DU worships Lenin, Castro, Chavez, Saddam and any nutcase willing to say the words: I hate the US (or alternatively: I hate Bush).