Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie

More than best friends

John: I love you so much Lisa, we are Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie!
Lisa: I love you too John

by Labi June 18, 2013

Urimate

The act of holding your mate penis while he urinates

Hi john could you help me urimate

by Off-piste pete February 25, 2015

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

ultimate kek

a kek higher than topkek

that meme deserves an ultimate kek

by MrLimpdick February 24, 2017

ultimate blaze

Wild person that has no sense of humor and is retarded

That guy is such a ultimate blaze

by XxRobluxMeister69696969xXXxXXx August 31, 2017

ultimate ghosty

When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit

Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty

by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018

Ultimate Gags

A particulary douchey way of expressing laughter.

Similar to the expressions LOL or lmao. But gives you that feeling of inner hatred like when you see xD.

Person 1: Life has been dragging me down a lot lately, and with my grandmother's recent suicide, its been even harder to come to terms with life.

Person 2: Ultimate gags

by Yekaj March 14, 2019