Uterus Juice

Slang for Menstrual blood

"Ah god damn it. My girlfriend got Uterus juice all over my new armchair"

by Chimp Magnet October 22, 2012

stabbing utensil

A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.

My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.

by NenjiMax June 29, 2005

uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

Uterus Cat

When a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. This person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. They do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. The name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a cat) and the cause of the snuggling being the menstrual cycle (hence, uterus).

Ugh, my period cramps hurt so much! I need my uterus cat to give me a hug.

by Acciofrenchhorn May 6, 2012

Uteran Wall McGraw

Term used to describe extreme pleasure in ones buttex.

Chaz,stop being such a Uteran Wall McGraw.
That girl on tv, i would sex her up right.

by Cockmeatsammich January 1, 2009

utering gut

A gut on a women that hangs below her crotch.

Damn, that girls utering gut is hanging so low it looks like her ass is in the front.

by NGRI September 15, 2010

Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.

Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.

by benjid December 9, 2012