twondle

When a girl takes your dong between her index and ring fingers and flicks it side to side.

I was bugging my wife while she was cooking, and she turned around and gave me a good ole twondle.

by snordler February 15, 2009

twotblocker

noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.

1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.

by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009

twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina

What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009

twotchbox

a crazy bitch used in context as either a good thing or a bad thing.

Dude your girlfriend is a twotchbox ( or twotch )

or

Haha omfg he's such a twotch box.

by Jenra June 29, 2009

Twitdiosity

The use of Twitter and similiar platforms to continually update the world about inconsequential events in one's life.

"If I gotta read that fool's twitdiosity one more time... As if someone cares about how many times he goes to spin class."

by Old hipster July 14, 2009

tword

when your name is tiff and you act like a ditz. new words you make will be called twords.

imagine out in the ocean, is all see and theres only one tree. that would be one weird ocean and im going to call it a "ocean-with-one-tree-in-it".

that long word at the end is a tword

by slooshsloosh April 14, 2010

twotexter

A person who always texts you with two topics in one message.

Person 1: Do you want to play tennis tomorrow? Are you having dinner home today?

Person 2: You're such a twotexter!

by Icarus91 June 28, 2010