tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.

At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.

by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008

Twass

That area of skin which lies between the "twat" (vulva) and "ass" (anus) on a female's gentalia; Also known as the "taint" or "choad" for females; "tweener" for both males and females; and "painus" for males.

If you wanna' make sure she's enjoying your oral escapades below her belt reach beyond variety and repetition and frequent the perimeters--especially her clit and twass.

by Delphine O'Reilly June 23, 2008

tasmin

A female cats name meaning wild and crazy.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Twash

Corruption of the word "Twat", meaning a womans genitals, also used as an insult. Was first used to insult a Welsh teacher, who put the "-ash" suffix on every word she could, for example "Put thash pencil down!"

In a sexual manner:

"Mark would love to lick Nina's twash, but he has a bird"

As an insult:

"Piss off you twash"

by Chris April 8, 2005

tasmafastical

an adjective meaning terrific, magical, and fantastic all mixed up into one masterful piece of vocabulary

alyssa was so well liked because she was tasmafastical

by keithev January 9, 2009

tasmanian tigeress

A very old woman who chases old men who are still decades younger than herself

That Tasmanian Tigeress is mutton dressed up as crocodile

by Sansebastian July 31, 2013

twampire

A lame, emo twinkly vampire, as seen in the Twilight movies.

Did you see that douchebag guy in the team Edward twampire costume? He was right out of a bad Stephanie Meyer book.

by Boo Daddy October 18, 2013