Tulare

The center of a county which supplies over one quarter of all foodstuffs of the United States, and one of the largest dairy products and citrus producing counties in the world. Also, part of a region which produces over two thirds of all foodstuffs in the United States. Home to the largest farm equipment exposition in the world. In summary, a top contender for the titles of agricultural capital of the country and of the world, and key to the development of agricultural techniques.

Dairy is an integral part of Tulare's economy.

by agrunner09 December 23, 2008

Turban Twister

A name for an Indian Lookin Person( arab iraqi the whole nine yards)

Watch out for the unibrow'd Turban Twister.

by Sean McDermott January 22, 2004

Turbanize

To wrap a warm/hot towel around a male's genitalia after a blow job.

If you love your husband you should turbanize him to show how much you care.

by Macy's and 'S.S.' January 18, 2010

turban power

The innate ability all women seem to have to be able to put their hair up with their towel after a shower while it's still wet, generally resembling a turbanlike shape.

"How do women do that? Why don't they teach me how to put my hair up like that?!"
"Dude, all women have turban power, it's like a secret they don't want to share. Plus- you don't have enough hair to even fit in a towel, man."

by Smatty December 28, 2007

the turbanator

Osama bin laden.
Any man of mohammedian descent who wishes ill on 'infidels' and urges other followers of islam to destroy (turbanate) the western society

At least the hook handed turbanator is rotting in Belmarsh. Shit all hope of catching the real Turbanator though

by daily mail reader (obviously) November 19, 2004

Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

by JaredBurns May 26, 2006

dirty turban

To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.

Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!

by andrew lopez January 10, 2008