hunger tube

Another way to say throat.

"Man, I'm starved. I just wanna shove a nice pie down my hunger tube."

by HarunaBanana January 29, 2015

turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes

Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross

by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010

tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.

Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.

by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018

tube fuckin

when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration

we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin

by the randyman January 16, 2010

Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.

Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.

by White Castle lover February 11, 2014