Flesh trumpet

Term used for ones penis

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"She plays the flesh trumpet real good"

by f_t March 4, 2010

sex trumpet

A saxophone, usually connected to smooth jazz.

Hey man, did you hear that awesome sex trumpet solo.

by Bobo Alfonzo June 27, 2015

to trumpet

Loudly pass foul smelling gas

I feel I am about to trumpet, everyone better get off the elevator

by The barb of Avon February 23, 2017

Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.

Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

trumpette

A tiny trumpet, approximately a tenth of the size of your average orchestral trumpet.

Yo playa I wanna play some brass on holiday, lets take the trumpette.

by Sandles4Jesus October 2, 2007

shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

by harrisishere January 16, 2008