Troy NY

Troy is well known for its many over populated housing projects infested with cockroaches & welfare momma's. Many of its homeless are ex stock brokers, reality TV stars, Politicians, & famous rap artist for the 90's. They live as urban nomads in the city parks cooking pigeon stew & holding gypsy carnivals that mainly consist of oral sex booths & rat clubbing. There is an epidemic of Urban Hillbillies that populate the city. Leading to many spontaneous house fires from their meth labs & moonshine kilns exploding. Incest & brutality towards woman are not only encouraged but celebrated in Troy by its 'Kiss your sweetie with your fist day' dances usually held in the streets & funded entirely by food stamps. Known as the birthplace of both the AIDS Virus & Uncle Sam, the city offers nothing for tourism other than connecting the herpes sores on dead hookers mouths with a marker as you stumble across their corpses trying to flee the city & stopping to see the midget Puerto Ricans with Dragon Ball Z cartoon character hair working at the Peebles on Hoosick st. for a seminar about the basics of living off welfare momma's and being a confidental police informant. English is not their primary language. They speak a muttered combination of Spanish, Ebonics, & incomprehensible groans & grunts. Be advised to bring extra money if interested in purchasing children for sexual slavery since the residents will usual bombard outsiders with such proposals.

Guy: Hey, where you from?
Girl: Troy NY, Don't ask me to spell it.
Guy: I thought I smelt a spic fart
Girl: Little do you know that smells coming from my twat not my asshole, ASSHOLE!

by SouthTroyCore January 16, 2014

Troy

A pedophile gym teacher who goes into the locker rooms and watch’s the kids change. Troy is especially sexist towards young girls

All the kids hate troy he watches them change and yells at them

by Whdcbhgff December 8, 2017

Troying

When you steal somebody’s girl. Mainly your bestfriends.

He was Troying all his friends the other night at the movies.

by Arock1916 January 21, 2018

Troye Sivan

The king of the queer music industry. He's beautiful, extremely talented, and oh-so-sweet. If you haven't heard any of his music, some good songs to start with are:
-Strawberries and Cigarettes (on the Love, Simon soundtrack, though it is sadly no longer available on iTunes or Spotify, and, from what I've heard, not available on Amazon Music either.)
-Postcard (feat. Gordi)-Album: Bloom
-The Good Side-Album: Bloom
-My My My!-Album: Bloom
-Plum-Album: Bloom
-Bloom-Album: Bloom (duh)
-Lucky Strike-Album-Bloom
-Fools-Album: Blue Neighbourhood (Unavailable on iTunes, except in remix form)

Troye Sivan is the god of music. Change my mind, I dare you.

by _Andromeda February 21, 2019

pass the troy

To pass a alcoholic drink to another a homie, passing the cup around the room for all to sip from.

Yo man pass me the troy!

by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004

Troy

The nicest guy you will ever meet. Always super attractive and dresses really attractively. Has the most gorgeous baby blue eyes that will make you melt once you catch a glance. he's a total romantic, but will make you wait and prove yourself. Troy is also probably the funniest person you will ever meet, like comparing him to Kevin Hart is reasonable. He's definitely worth anything you have to give, especially time. Troy will make you fall in love with him.

girl 1:Damn did you see that new kid, troy?!
girl 2: OMG yaasss he is sooo hot! DIBS!!!
girl 1: Okay then?

by Ajade26 December 25, 2014

TROYF

TROYF is an acronym for "Toilet Roll On Your Foot". Use it as a subtle way of preventing your friend from embarrassing themselves.

E.g. "Hey you wanna check out your TROYF situation"

"Oh shit!! Man's got mad TROYF!!"

"Hey you wanna check out your TROYF situation"

"Oh shit!! Man's got mad TROYF!!"

by jaspari July 20, 2014