"Tigerjonesing" is a deep craving for a woman or women by a married or attached man. Derived from the word "jonesing", it can be compared to the cravings addicts have for their substance of choice. This word is directly inspired by Tiger Woods, famous Golf hero, who famously had a constant "Tigerjonesing" for all kinds of women... even though he was a married man, father of two, and trusted spokesperson for many big brands.
That single, gorgeous, interested, half-my-age woman is coming back to visit me. She has me TIGERJONESING for her... but I can't because I'm still 100 per cent loyal to my partner/wife.
by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 December 30, 2009
Get the tigerjonesing mug.A decisively difficult maneuver, the Tumbling Tiger requires the performer to anally insert the penis into a receiving hole and proceed to roll down a hill whilst maintaining the said position.
I once attempted the Tumbling Tiger and now it is difficult to discern whether I am a man or a woman.
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The current total number of mistresses connected to Tiger Woods. This number of mistresses currently has no end in sight.
by DoctorVegas December 10, 2009
Get the Tiger Count mug.A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.
When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.
by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004
Get the Burmese Mountain Tiger mug.Tigerton is a small-ass town in central Wisconsin full of old people and white trash 30-somethings stuck in the 80's. All people do there is smoke weed and drink beer, except for the old people. Everyone is a truck driver or logger. There is nothing there except 4 churches and bunch of bars, and one really overpriced grocery store that is smaller than my bathroom. And a crappy trailer court where most of the previously mentioned drunk white-trash people live. Every other word is "Fuckin 'a".
by tigertonsucks2006 May 11, 2006
Get the tigerton mug.Relentlessly beating someone down in a fighting game using one or two special attacks in a stationary position. Possibly in motion as well, like a step or two.
Sagat in any Street Fighter game.
Enemy- "Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Uppercut!"
Announcer - "You win, perfect!"
Victim - "WTF, Goddamnit!"
Friend of victim - "Wow, that fool hella tiger'd your ass."
Victim - "I've never played anyone with no skills, it's confusing."
Enemy- "Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Uppercut!"
Announcer - "You win, perfect!"
Victim - "WTF, Goddamnit!"
Friend of victim - "Wow, that fool hella tiger'd your ass."
Victim - "I've never played anyone with no skills, it's confusing."
by Jaketothedizzle January 10, 2010
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