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Public Transit

A Yuppie's favorite method of transportation. When a Yuppie rides the bus he or she gets a warm fuzzy feeling because they think they are saving the planet by reducing their carbon foot print. What a normal person sees when they get on Public Transit is a inconvenient, filthy, crowded, noisy, disgusting, mobile metal death trap.
Yuppie: Lets take Public Transit today and save the polar bears.

Normal Person (1): I'm not taking the looser cruiser!

Normal Person (2): I'm not taking Public Transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.

Normal Person (3):Why would I take Public Transit when I can drive my car?

Normal Person (4): I'm not taking Public Transit it smells like piss, shit and vomit on a good day.

Normal Person (5): I'm not taking Public Transit! If you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. NO THANKS!

Normal Person (6): Let the Yuppie's take Public Transit I grew up and bought a car.

Margaret Thatcher - A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.
by theddawg123456456 February 7, 2012
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transit

1. Dude, you're dating a transit.
2. Last week, he was a man, but over the weekend he became a woman with a totally different personality. What a transit!
by French038 December 28, 2005
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Transient

A Transient is a demon that dwells within the shadows of worlds who's home world is co-existant with our own known as The Shadow Realm. It is large with a dark grey skin and jet black eyes. They can fly, and are known to work for a highger power in the Shadow Realm.
Oh my God what's happened to Jon!?!?

That thing isn't Jon. That thing is a Transient. A being of pure evil.
by Raymond Knowby January 3, 2009
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transit strike

When underpaid transit workers attempt to get their way by not working, therefore screwing everyone working/living/playing in town
The recent transit strike made me walk across the Brooklyn Bridge!... This fucking transit strike fouled up the Green and Market-Frankford lines. Can I have a taxi, please?
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transition

the space between your legs where it changes from balls to crack. (or from vagina to crack, err crack to crack i guess)
dammit! right in the transition! fuck that hurts!
by fagatartus June 11, 2003
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transintercourse

Wow - they say seeing is believing ! .

Yep - that,s " full blown "

transintercourse - thats for sure !!! .
by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009
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transitioner

A person who undergoes gender transition, for whatever reasons. Compare to detransitioner.
It's difficult to meet people who accept my past as a transitioner.
by jhreprhte January 29, 2020
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