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Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.
For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.
by frecklef'er April 20, 2010
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toed up

variant of toe up

messy; unkempt

usually used when referring to one's look
"look at dat bougie wit her toed up braids"
by nonconcrete August 15, 2004
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Toyed

Toyed m, noun.

To dominate an object(material/immaterial). - e.g. To be on top of your game.

Word purportedly has its origin in the world of Derek Zoolander, was popularized in Finland, 2008 AD.
Remark: Did you see that shit, I so dominated that exam.
Retort: Man, I know, you are so toyed!

Remark: Que pedo wey?
Remark: I bought a new burro, paisan
Retort: That burro is so toyed man!

Hah! I'm so toyed!
by Toyedness December 18, 2008
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University Of Toledo

Cool school in Toledo Ohio. Campus is Huge and is ranked as one of the most beautiful campuses. if your on campus and drive one way. your in a rich neighborhood. drive the other way and its pretty dirty and ghetto. but overall pretty nice college
Billy:Bro should we hang with the millionaires? or smoke crack in the ghetto?

John: Why don't we do both? were at the University Of Toledo so its all cool

Billy: Alright!!!!!
by nji234 June 18, 2012
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ToneDef

ToneDef is a band founded in 2006 by Stephen, Christophe, and Chris. Later members in clude Jeremy and Matt. The name comes from jeremy's inability to sing anything in tune.

Recordings are made using a computer microphone and the TeamSpeak application. Insturments usually include only a trumpet, but multiple trumpets, improvised drums (Dr.Worm) , and bass guitars (Infected) have been used in passed songs. Usually Stephen will play trumpet as Christophe sings, with othjers filling out the parts.

ToneDef does entirely edited covers and has not written a song to date. The GUmmi Bears Theme Song was the first song ever recorded. They have also been known to do a capella songs (for the longest time) and insturmentals (Mortal Kombat. They have one music video (Captain Planet) and one slide show, both of which are posted on YouTube and can be found by searching ToneDef.

Their first CD, My Anti-Depressent, was released on June 19th included 43 tracks and over 20 different songs. 27 copies were sold.
- Why does Tonedef sound so bad?

- Because Jeremy is singing again.

- Aw man
by SiempreMejor July 20, 2006
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TOed

I was really TOed by his picking his nose in the front of class.
by buRgErGirl15292 December 2, 2010
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Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008
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