touching someone's shoulder

getting laid, especially underage.

a girl was touching someone's shoulder. what does it mean?

she was having sex with him.

by NEDM the amazing October 5, 2007

head touching time

noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.

"Bob, it's head touching time"

"Mike, it's head touching time, ballsnasty!"

by Daniel McKenna March 7, 2004

Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Touchbung

One that takes excessive delight in touching another's spinchter. Primary manifested in homosexual encounters.

Milt goosed Andy. Andy muttered under his breath "What a touchbung!"

by LennX December 26, 2011

Touchin' Cotton

Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/granny panties etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks.

It's a highly uncomfortable feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior. When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH, sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.

Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.

Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime

Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes. The excrement is painful, but not explosive. A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown. It takes an average number of wipes to clean up. Unlike explosive diarrhea, when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.

"Hey dad, can you pull over at the next McDonalds, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past 30 minutes."

"OMG Bekah, I need to leave class. I'm totally TCin' right now."

POLICE OFFICE: Sir, can you tell me why you were going 45 MPH in a 25 MPH residential neighborhood?
DRIVER: Sweating, Frantic Officer, I've been in traffic for the past 2 hours and I HAVE to get home and use the restroom. For God sakes, I've been Touchin' Cotton for the past hour.

by Tim L. Allen February 17, 2008

touching the void

masturbating, to wank

I touch the void every hour, on the hour.
Touching the void, what to do when there's nothing to do.

by bazorgazorg November 18, 2005