Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
by Anuglyman January 10, 2022
Get the Tooth Barbermug. While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021
Get the A Tooth Fairymug. When a man sends a apple tooth emoji to a woman, putting him on the national sex offender watchlist. Famous for being code to enter a large ring of crime, in a now secret court case from 2014.
by Charli Chaplin January 5, 2021
Get the Titty Toothmug. A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.
Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.
by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018
Get the loose tooth.mug. by WakeupApollo July 17, 2012
Get the Food Toothmug. by RichieArizona July 9, 2020
Get the tooth nuggetmug. A guy wearing a knit hat with his cell phone tucked in over his ear and his hands in his pockets like he's cool. He got a Yellow Tooth.
by VIP71 April 8, 2009
Get the Yellow Toothmug.